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Elijah

Elijah is a very genuine kind and caring person, he is a very funny humorous individual. He gives great advice and is very caring towards his loved ones and his friends. He is truly a good friend and he is a keeper. He will always listen and try to support you however he can he is such a happy individual.

Elijah is such a good friend to have' meaning he is trustworthy and a real friend

by ilikehungryjacks<3 June 12, 2022


Elijah

Elijah is a good friend and can make a wicked fried chicken! He can catch a baseball and say “me”. He can even calculate 1+1 without a piece of paper! If you find an Elijah look for a name tag as they will often get lost and have to wear a name tag by (city) law.

Why is Elijah wearing a name tag!

by Yeeeet 22 December 09, 2018


Elijah

Tech of the week.

You may not flush the toilet, but you are tech of the week Elijah.

by nicinicole August 09, 2024


Elijah

Will defeat Lauren in the Hunger Games. No questions asked. Is also a Gryffindor who eats squirrels.

Elijah will beat Lauren in the hunger games.

Elijah eats squirrels.

by Soldierx67 April 13, 2021


Elijah

Typically a guy with a big forehead, ignorant because "he doesn't feel like it/ he doesn't care"

It's that Elijah kid, he can't even do simple division.

by subtocoryxkenshin September 18, 2021


Elijah

Someone who for very obvious reasons, gets the least amount of pussy out of everyone he knows. If you know an Elijah, there is a large chance he has never even seen a titty before.

Elijah has negative bitches

by April 04, 2023


Elijah

The sole reason abortion exists

Elijah is an accident

by April 04, 2023