Gio and Eli are 2 gay lovers that are racist towards each other and others
Jaquaviontavious: Yo me and my girl are like gio and Eli
when you want your work friend to fuck your daughter
Eli Vance: "There's nothing Gordon can't handle, with the possible exception of you ;)"
Alyx: "Dad.. Please"
Eli, Again: "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦ"
Eli is a very beautiful specimen and is incredibly caring, kind, funny, silly goofy mood, and beautiful. Did I mention they're beautiful? Probably not, they're really beautiful omg **dies**. Nobody hates on Eli they're just that cool.
1: Look it's that super cool and cute guy from yesterday.
2: He really is such an Eli (the best boyfriend)