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texas hold em

A version of poker, most notably the variant played at the world series of poker.

Each player is dealt two cards, face down, three cards are then placed in the center of the table, face up. Then two more cards are dealt.

Another popular version is No Limits Texas Hold 'Em, where a player has the option to go all in which means that they bet all their chips.

It takes some balls to play texas hold 'em... Especially with some big greasy mafia types right behind you.

by Hyland February 2, 2004

86πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Run Em Dry

To Drink All Of The Beer And Alcohol At A Party Or Bar. Usually Happens After It Is Too Late To Get More Booze, Thus Ending The Party.

Are You Guys Going To The Party Tonite. Yeah, We're Of Work Tomorrow, We're Gonna Run Em Dry.

by Kid Kracker May 6, 2009

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


don't hurt em

When doing something so well or so fly you’re in danger of harming others.

John went 4 for 4 with two homeruns and two doubles. Don't hurt em.

by big homies December 11, 2008

64πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Punch em in the dick

The ultimate retaliation to any offensive action. Punching a male in the dick is many times seen as a cowardly move but depending the situation can also be used as a humiliation tactic. The phrase has been popularized by the musical group "Juicy Karkass" who actually has a song titled "Punch 'em in the dick", and is about punching people in the dick.

Juicy karkass quotes:

"...Yo look at that chump, see the way that he struts? Don't kick him in the rump, go nuts on his nuts..."

"...but you aint gotta be a dude, shit I'll dick punch a chick..."

"...fuck Sun Tzu you wanna learn the art of war? Just punch em in the dick..."

by whaargarbl April 19, 2010

15πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Kill em in 2

to slay an oppenent verbally in a freestyle battle using only two lines

Kill em in 2
My ryhmes knock out your wind like a punch to the gut,
My words bring pleasure probly made you bust a nut.

by PePirroney CoMiT the CrImE June 8, 2007

16πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Drop a gem on 'em

1. To give the truth about a matter.
2. To tell what really happened.
3. Sharing wisdom to the clueless.
4. Taking you to school

You think I'm ignorant because of the way I dress but let me drop a gem on 'em.
I have a P.H.D. in Medical.
This is the way I choose to dress on my off days, it has nothing to do with my intelligence.

by GemsInfinite May 4, 2010

79πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


rack em willy

1) The most famous crackhead in the world
2) The funniest thing to watch on utube when you are higher than fuck.

"Dude last nite we got so torched then watched rack em willy"
"damn i love that shit... RACKBALL!!!"

by !koolaidman February 24, 2009

33πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž