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The hardest lad in bishvegas, he struts round drinking either pepsi max or bud. When he’s drinking after each alcoholic beverage he will proceed to lay someone out cold. He is a lethal driver constantly doing handbrake turns and crashing his car in his Kingdom of Tesco carpark. If you see this man do not approach he is a solid 6ft4 and has a beard. He is unhinged he barks at nearby strangers and one time stole some lads shoe using his teeth. He’s the best customer at johns fag house he loves the fake cigarettes. His favorite ice cream flavor is Marlboro red and often goes through at least 5 tubs day. He owns two restaurant and is constantly expanding his franchises of Papa Johns pizzeria and KFC.
Watch out kid that’s Evan Tomlinson
Some Asian child for Holliston whose high 24/7 and loves freshman girls
Evans highboi is a fien for some freshman p**sy
A fat googan who typically likes to get high and yell at his grandma and yell at his grandma.
Someone who is a pussy in real life but talks shit over the internet.
An “Evan Cantor” is more than likely near obese and has to waddle each foot to get around. You don’t wanna be a friend with an Evan Cantor.
Did you see Evan Cantor? He’s looking really fat today.
an Evan Sinclair is one of the most attractive boys ever their dong is so long it's insane they have so much potential. when I hear their name it makes me so horny my ass cheeks clench up. I hope we can do it again last time it was so god
Evan Sinclair harder. Evan Sinclair the best name
Freckly. Thin. Curly hair. Why did you look up shitty evan?
hey that shitty evan over there is actually called steve.
a fragile little lady, with a hunchback. she is a german teacher, and everyone loves her. she strutts in those heels, and she is hilair!!!!!!!!
she was also on xfactor.
she is FRAGILE. her head? small.
taytay and lizz understand this.
-cheeky and out.
Frau Evans. yOU CHEEKY COW! -button pops on top.. oh thats fragile.