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walking canister of every disease ever transmitted sexually.

The name speaks for itself. Someone who gets around and not in a glorious way. The kind of person you're reluctant to shake hands with if you're not wearing both rubber gloves and a space suit.

Don't go out with that girl. Sure she's easy but she's a walking canister of every disease ever transmitted sexually.

by Sam is a Dick May 8, 2007

7πŸ‘ 169πŸ‘Ž


National give your girlfriend what ever she wants day

January 26th you gotta give or do what ever your girlfriend wants. She wants to make out gotta do it. She wants food gotta do it.

"Babe can we makeout" "of course babe its national give your girlfriend what ever she wants day"

by Heusjsbxusksbudnwh January 26, 2021

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


That is the gayest thing I have ever seen since gay went to gay town

An expression meaning: Wow, that is really, really gay.

Said by Master Shake.

Master Shake: That is the gayest thing I have ever seen since gay went to gay town!

by Artifishalfish November 3, 2006

74πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy

β€œIf you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy” is something Daniel Seavey said after licking a present under the mistletoe.

Daniel: If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy
Limelights: oh hell yeah

by A limelight ofc December 20, 2020

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


good for you you look happy and heathy not me if you ever cared to ask

good for you olivia rodrigo lyrics main thing

Olivia- GOOD FOR YOU YOU LOOK HAPPY AND HEATHY NOT ME IF YOU EVER CARED TO ASK :)

by A v e r y Β°-Β° June 21, 2021

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?

PointCrow: Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?
Person 2: Ayo what the
Person 2: How'd you get in my- Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety?
PointCrow: HAHHAHAHA!

Hey guys, It's pointcrow here. DO you ever get collectors anxiety? Disease

by Quandale Dingle The 1st September 7, 2022

1πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like

A sentence used to frighten your 9th grade English teacher, eventually inducing a massive seizure. This sentence is best used on English teachers who are just starting to teach English because it lets them know exactly how retarded his or her students are right from the get go.

β€œDude I’m gonna hit the new English teacher with the Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like.
Friend: β€œDude be careful, remember what happened last time to the last teacher.”
β€œDude don’t worry it will be hilarious.”

by lukedanc July 20, 2019

12πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž