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An unstable woman with a terrible personality disorder who divorces you despite your efforts over more than a decade of marriage to "save things" for her and your children. She then fights to keep the children away from you for no good reason and she abuses the legal system in order to do so because they favor psycho ex-wives, even to the detriment of the children and then relentless torments you even though she got most everything she set out to do... except KILL YOU... yet.
My ex-wife is a psycho. She is so unbelievable a psycho ex-wife that I post blog items of her emails, instant messages, and transcripts of voice mails because no one would believe them with just a simple face-to-face story. This bitch is a PSYCHO EX-WIFE!
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(n.) 'dA-&s-"eks-'vä-gi-n& An unexpected, artificial, or improbable instance of two or more individuals having sex introduced suddenly in a work of fiction or drama to resolve a situation or untangle a plot.
"...so, her boyfriend found out he had brain cancer, their dog was hit by a car, and the bank finally foreclosed on the house. But then they had sex, and all of their problems were immediately solved!"
"Sex... cured the brain cancer, got them a new dog, and somehow supplied them with a hundred and fifty thousand dollars?"
"Yeah, it was a bit of a deus ex vagina."
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The person who used to be, but is no longer your next door neighbor.
I invited my ex-door neighbor from California; I hope you don't mind.
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Literally "God from the machine", Deus Ex Machina originally referred to Greek plays, where the "gods" would be lowered onto the stage in order to provide a quick resolution to the story. Today, Deus Ex Machina refers to any improbably and/or overly convenient character or mechanism that comes out of nowhere saves the character(s) from their doom.
For a hilarious send-up of Deus Ex Machina, check out the spaceship scene in Monty Python's Life of Brian.
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The occurence of two males rubbing their genetalia (package) together in full frontal position.
Guy 1: I was so hammered last night all i can remeber is having a Fed Ex Deluxe with Steve.
Guy 2: Huh, well did you enjoy it?
Guy 1: Uhh i had mixed emotions... i don't really want to talk about it right now.
Guy 2: Its ok, Steve is pretty persuasive.
Guy 1: Thanks for understanding.
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Originating at The University of Texas at Austin, T(S)EX is the act of having sex in a dormitory bed.
They had so much T(S)EX after they officially became boyfriend and girlfriend.
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Someone you wish to get away from. Perhaps leave the country and start a new life.
Said someone may rage on Facebook once called, "crazy ex." Typically results in affirming oneself as said "crazy ex"
Damn, that Beccey is one crazy ex girlfriend. Had to move away from New Zealand to start a new life.
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