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distance distortion factor

Phenomenon that occurs when seeing a person from a great distance. At such great distances the person has the potential for being attractive, but upon closer inspection is plain haggard. AKA "DDF".
Synonymous with "Fifty Yard Fakeout" and "Good from far but far from good".

"Hey Mike check out that blonde chick up there."
After passing without talking to her, "Wow that was a serious Distance Distortion Factor".

by KamelJockey2001 January 29, 2008

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oh fuck factor

When something goes your way but you become nervous about it anyway, you may say "oh fuck" a lot.

Even though Ashley agreed to go to the dance with me I started getting the oh fuck factor and became nervous that I might embarrass myself.

by Bronson Myers December 31, 2005

27๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ugh Factor 10

10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.

Damn girl, you need to get a new wardrobe, that shit you wearin now is like ugh factor 10

by jake April 2, 2005

63๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dana White factor

The element of a UFC fight that explains many of the turn of events refs have over a fight. Why some fighters may all of a suddenly be stood up from the ground, early stoppage or how even Dana's favorite fighters may be given the win by decision when they were clearly the loser.

1: Jay- "Dude, how'd Forrest get that win over Rampage?"

John- "It was clearly the Dana White factor"

2: I no longer bet on UFC because of the Dana White factor, it's totally fucked up this sport.

3: Why Fedor won't fight in the UFC

by ManuJedi June 8, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ex-Cub Factor

The ex-Cub factor has nothing to do with the play of ex-Cub. This phrase was invented by Ron Berler. The ex-Cub factor states that any team with three or more ex-Cubs will not win the world series. Many think it is an after effect of the Billy Goat curse, being that curse which prevents the Cubs from reaching the world series.

any team with three or more ex-cubs.

by Bill March 31, 2004

15๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fag factor 5

when something has reached majorly gay status

Captain we have reached fag factor 5!

by Ten is C April 15, 2006

62๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


X Factor Australia

A pathetic waste of tv programming time disguised as a glorified karaoke contest. Hundreds, thousands, maybe millions all over Australia audition for this stupid show hoping to be the next Kelly Clarkson or Adam Levine. They eliminate the ones who are actually talented early in the show, leaving tween fangirls to vote for the best-looking and least talented contestants who are there only to slaughter every song ever written. Like other tv "talent" shows, it is usually hosted by some washed-up pop star or actor who used to be good. The judges are usually pretty washed-up themselves. After all the hype is over and they're done making fangirls piss their pants over the winner, the winner is usually forgotten, disappearing into the void reserved especially for them. This will happen every year until everyone is sick of anything Simon Cowell (see "wanker") related and switches from Channel 7 to SBS.

Sam: Hey man did you hear that Reece won the X Factor Australia this year?
Vassy: That little faggot won? Yeah big fucking surprise. Had the fangirls' vote. Obvious from the start

by calligurl63 December 31, 2011

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