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When you fart on your period and a bubbly blood explodes inside your pads and high waist boxer brief panties!
You must only period fart inside your new high waist boxer brief panties, which it's best to merilly bleed inside your new high waist boxer brief panties and which it's a lovely reason to cry!
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the occurrence of really loose pants puffing up with air and becoming taut due to a powerful fart.
Harry: Will you look at that.
Greg: What? Mary?
Harry: Yeah. She's way too large to be wearing yoga pants. And even as big as she is, the pants look kinda baggy.
Greg: Whoa! What the hell happened?
Harry: Hah! She farted!
Greg: Her pants inflated! That's incredible!
Harry: That, my friend, was a fart parachute.
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Soul farting is when one stares another in the eyes (soulfully, as it were) and farts. Usually done to insult or catch the latter party by surprise.
"Van peered deeply into Spencer's eyes wistfully, Spencer confused, returned his gaze. After several seconds of this, Van let out a deep, wet sounding fart. The smell was so terrible that Spencer gagged. Needless to say, Spencer was pissed."
Literary example of the Soul Fart
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A fart that is denied acces into the world so in retaliation it runs back into your colon screaming,"I hate you!"
We know this diolouge as the sound of an internal fart.
As a fart tried to slip past my anus I refused to let it fly. It then turned into an internal fart.
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Flatulence which loosens the bowels enough to void an amount of fecal matter, be it just a bit or an entire load. In other words, when you mean to fart and accidentally shit yourself.
Aww, man... I just let a hard fart go, and now I've got to throw out my new underwear!
You should check your drawers, man. That sounded like a hard fart to me.
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A fart that leaves a serious question to oneself and others if a diarrhea squirt or follow-through (shart) has occurred.
A questionable fart will have juicy, wet, rip that sounds like a can of dog food being emptied, and will smell like old hot dogs and rotten eggs. There may or may not be shart behind the fart.
The other main characteristic of a questionable fart is the smell will just keep lingering and won't go away.
1) Kevin was hanging out with his buds playing poker. He laid down a questionable fart after lifting his ass checks and pushing too hard.
He was scared to get up and check his drawers but his friends made him. As he stood up, he felt the warm flow and it was confirmed - he sharted.
Too many Miller lites, greasy pork rinds, and IHOP that morning.
2) Julie was chillin' and ripped a diarrhea fart that was questionable, but she stuck her fingers in her drawers, came out with nothing, then took a long sniff.
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A fart while one is on the toilet. It's especially loud due to the amplifying effects of the ceramic bowl. They never seem to happen in less someone is nearby.
The guy in the next stall let loose a fusillade of toilet farts, so I hurried out of the restroom before I busted up laughing.
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