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Another word for a “pocket pussy, a fake ass pussy, a jerk stick.”
“Yo bro I found your faux-toe under my bed.” “When’s the last time you cleaned your faux-toe?”
to faux masturbate for a crowd.
"damn, look at that stripper up there, she's a pro-faux-bater."
Also known as: fo'jack, 4 jack, forejack.
Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).
"Stroke hard faux jack"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"
Imitating the actions or processes of entering a bikini comp, without officially vying for the prize
Thinking I won’t compete in the comp but will ‘faux prep’ so I look like I could.
Might do a ‘faux prep’ to lose some weight
A saying that appears to be a cliche but has probably never been said before or has no actual right being a cliche
Transcendence: How was selling tacos at Paco's Taco Stand?
Parkman47: I made as much that was as a dead man makes selling dirt
Transcendence: You know, hombre, that's a fucked up cliche
Parkman47: Yea, I just made it up, it's a total faux-cliche
I haven't had sex in 15 years. To get by all that time, I have been doin' it faux natural.