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When you're laying in bed in the summer and your feet get so hot, the level of uncomfortablness is he equivalent to heat stroke
Wife:Pull of the covers I'm getting feet stroke!
Husband:Alrighty my feet are a bit hot also dearest!
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When you have hair on you feet like a hobbit from lord of a rings
Brian: Your feet look hair; you must have hobbit feet
Jake: No i don't
Brian: ok
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When all of your other socks are in the wash and you have to resort to wearing your cum socks
Damn dude I have some skeet feet..
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Crazy, illusive dribbling skills when the ball is at feet.
Antonio Cassano has silly feet he is untouchable.
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Someone who eats Tuna without shoes on.
(Sung to the tune of SpiderPig)
Tuna Feet, Tuna Feet, does what ever a Tuna Feet does.
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A confused hooker who is SCARED of the feel good pimping.
So what if he was a customer, you got cold feet, ho. You gonna let Julia Roberts beat you?
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a female who had a hard life growning up and some where along tha way lost it and became a slut a dirty feet hoe ass chicken head..and that is a Akkkwawwww Crows Feet.
hey man did you see me over there boppin them crows feet
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