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Like a sausage fest, except all the guys present are high/stoned. Generally this is a bad time for anyone who shows up later in the evening. Unfortunately the guys originally present will think they are cool no matter what you tell them.
I went to Clyde's the other night, but the party turned out to be a total smoked sausage fest. I stole a bottle of their Vodka while they were bantering like morons, then went and picked up some chicks.
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The concert that would take place if the 3 shittiest bands in existence decided to play together. (nickelback, creed, theory of a deadman)
B: want to go to Theory of a creeded nickel fest?
C: no
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Tuned bagin'. Throttled fuckin'. Boozy beaver damage, with no end in sight.
I don't think Sarah ever thought her subtle advances would dissolve into a booze fueled fuck fest.
This usually occurs between two drunk as fuck individuals on a friday night. The qualifications are that you fuck three and only three times, that you have just met and that the female has trouble walking the next day. Anal sex qualifies as well but be careful you must know what you are doing.
College student 1: Man that was one crazy friday night fuck fest
College student 2: Why what happened bro?
College student 1: O u know just railed the shit out of this broad three times.
College student 2: Nice man i will have to try that soon.
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A rare phenomenon that occurs when there is a large group of males accompanied by one to two females. The sausage fest activities cease to a minimum and the female(s) balance out the exponential guy to girl ratio, but guys can still be guys. It's a win-win situation.
By the sausage fest balance theorem, if we invite Stacy we will be able to avoid sausage fest activities deemed too risque for main stream society.
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When you shove half a pillow in your anus, and then slap someone to death with the other half.
Santino gave Nick the Rancid Pillow Slap Fest and Neal taped it.
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That one brave soul who, instead of running with his or her tail between his or her legs, tries their hardest to ruin the damnable congregation.
A Pep Troll may do one or more of the following:
- Play rap, metal, funeral marches, or some other situationally inappropriate song on a boombox/stereo.
- Blow an airhorn incessantly.
- Throw shit (metaphorically).
- Throw shit (literally).
- Release mice or other small animals. Bonus points are awarded if birds are used and/or if someone gets bitten.
Only the most amazing individual can completely derail the pep rally. If you know one of these heroes, show them your appreciation for their courage by buying them lunch.
*pep fest occurs*
*Pep Rally/Fest Troll pisses on the person sitting in front of himself/herself*
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