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An anal retentive person; A person who has a pole up their ass.
My professor won't let you into the class, five minutes after class has started. He is such a flag pole.
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1) The national flag of Canada. Two vertical red stripes with a maple leaf in the center. Generic and uncreative.
2) Something that American tourists do NOT place on their backpacks when they go touring in Europe. The only people poor enough to afford to travel to another country with backpacks instead of luggage are college students and Canadians.
1) Canadian flags can often be found in general blue-collar trash havens, such as hockey games, wrestling matches, and Montrael.
2) Canadian: "You Americans are hated so much in Europe that you sew Canadian flags on your backpack, eh?"
American: "That'd be a waste of time even if we did it, because they can tell we aren't Canadian by the fact that we are actually wearing clothes that aren't plaid or jean jackets."
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hypocritical*
Anti Flag is a punk rock band that you listen to when you wear all black clothes and/or are a pot smoking liberal who thinks he knows how to run a country.
Liberal: Anti Flag rules!
Conservative: You'll go far in life...
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The art of drawing the outline of a French flag on a piece of work. A complete french flag cannot be removed or rubbed out by any means, for example tippex, correction fluid, a rubber. This basically screws up the persons work, easpecially coursework. however an incomplete cam be removed.
Are you trying to french flag his work?
Past: I got french flagged.
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Trying to get in a girls head and permanantly stay.
I write her messages every morning & night on facebook, I'm trying to plant a flag.
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That annoying bit of toilet paper that sticks to your ass and waves like a flag after you get off a public toilet that you have lined with toilet paper to keep your ass clean and free of ass cooties. It can also be formed when you wipe your asshole with toilet paper and then it unfurls in your fingers; one end remains stuck to your asshole while the other end dangles freely from your hand.
I had to shit in the outhouse and lined the toilet with TP so I wouldn't pick up ass cooties. When I finished and stood up, I sported a really annoying butt flag that was hard to remove. One time I even wore one home and didn't know it until I removed my underwear; fortunately, my wife didn't notice it.
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N. A woman who works in traffic control; I.e a flaggers. They always look miserable and haggard, and hate all drivers, regardless of whether they follow her flagging instructions or not.
The flag hag screamed at Bill to slow down even though he was passing through at 15 km/h
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