Flat Earth

the Earth is actually flat! Don't believe all the lies that you've been told by NASA. They're fake, anyways. The Earth just looks like a sphere because its moving so fast!

Mr. Gavick: Today we are learning about the Earth
Random Kid: You mean the FLAT earth. Never deny the facts, and in this case, its the flat earth you're in denial about.

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Flat leaver

Pretending to enjoy playing with a person then dropping that person as soon as another player walks in the room.

Flat Leaver
-If you are playing a game, lets say, ping pong, with your girl and you ditch her to play with "the guys", and you don't come back later to play with her, you are a "flat leaver".

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flat busted

not sarah palin

"I may be broke, but at least I'm not flat busted."

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flat-chested

When a girl's chest is flatter than a board of wood

Damn, that girl is flat-chested!!!

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Flat Meat

n. road kill that's been run over so many times, it's extremely flat.

China King sells Flat Meat instead of real food.

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Flat earther

Morons who believe the earth is flat, even though it makes no sense from 3 key points
1. If earth is flat, why are the other planets not?
2. If earth is a disk, explain how from the moon, earth has some continents that remain hidden from view when looking at it straight on?
3. If earth Is flat, then how can you explain how Antarctica is a massive island that can be seen from space?

Bonus point!
If earth is flat then why is the water not pooling to the centre of the world's surface due to gravitational pull to the centre of the world?

Normal person 1: uses logic to disprove flat earther's conspiracy theories

Flat earther walks away
Normal person 2: outstanding move!

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Flat sack

One who has no balls, a neutered dog. Just a sack with no balls.

Hey wade you have no balls you are a flat sack

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