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When you find that your beloved pet dog or cat has piddled (pissed, passed micturition, uranated, pottied, peed, etc.) all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.
{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
♫ Don't step in the litter box ♫
♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
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The act of defecating in the soap compartment of a floor cleaning machine. This causes anal excrement to be sprayed on the floor, as a substitute to the regular soap, when the floor machine is in use.
Anthony: "Did you see the floors? They are brown and smelly!"
Drew: "Yeah, I think someone used a Reverse Floor Machine on them, I would know."
The "Fourth Floor of Hicks" is a myth associated with the Freshmen dormitory building called Hicks existing at Grove City College, a conservative Christian college in Grove City, PA. A common theory is that the Fourth Floor exists within its own pocket dimension within Hicks, and that if one is able to put together some secret code hidden within the building, the Fourth Floor will manifest behind one of the doors of Hicks. Though the Fourth Floor of Hicks has never been definitively discovered, certain handful of people have claimed to have had crazed dreams related to the Fourth Floor. Common reported details include seeing a lone empty wooden chair, ghostly people, and shadowy humanoid creatures that crawl on all fours. The Fourth Floor is often described as a grim, long, and seemingly unending rectangular wooden platform existing in a dark void. A less common but occasionally reported detail is that if you walk down the platform of the Fourth Floor long enough, you'll find a large metallic box-like structure with a locked door. Dreamers of the Fourth Floor who have reported this detail often claim that in their dreams they always had the key to the door, but always as if this room was even more forbidden than the Fourth Floor itself, and never had the courage to open it. Though most details about the Fourth Floor of Hicks come from reports of unusual dreams, there have been rare instances of speak of hearing faint footsteps above the third floor of Hicks...
"Man, I wonder if the Fourth Floor of Hicks is simply myth or reality.
A better version of the Wisconsin floor buffer. It involves quolls and toads. It doesn’t take much to figure out who comes out of the losing end on that one. Spoiler alert toads suck.
“Tommie if you don’t figure out how to spell your name Imma Milwaukee floor buffer yo toad behind”- worlds best quoll
WHO SHIT THE FLOOR means that people are making a big deal out of something or that some person or situation is blown out of proportion. WHO SHIT THE FLOOR is a saying that comes from a famous story that spread throughout locations and generations. This saying is taken from the true story of a man walking into a home where there was shit on the floor. He then proceeded to yell, "WHO SHIT THE FLOOR?". This joke then spread around the East Coast and all of the United states to have a variety of comedy and exaggerated meanings. It can be utilized to immediately change the tone of the conversation and atmosphere.
*walks into a room where people are arguing with no previous knowledge* Carl asked suddenly, " Well, who shit the floor?" The group he walked in with laughed and this changed the demeanor of the room.
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A title given to anyone who roams third floor continuously or just sits their lazy ass in one of the 5 conference rooms. Even when these people/whores don't have the rooms booked, they still occupy the rooms cause that's how 3rd Floor Whores roll. They spend countless hours argueing about nothing, and get nothing accomplished. The result of roaming 3rd Floor like a lost soul are bad test/exam marks, being late for class, and skipping class or an entire course for some students. Some beleive that when they pass away, they will still continue to roam 3rd floor like the ghosts from Harry Potter.
3rd Floor Whore 1: Hey you going to Economics?
Whore 2: I haven't been to Economics since the first day I stepped on third floor.
Whore 1: That's pretty bad cause we have a test soon.
Whore 2: Fuck my life.
3rd Floor Whore 1: Hey I'm studying for my exam in third floor.
Whore 2: (4 hours later) How much have you studied?
Whore 1: I've been on the same page for 3 hours, fuck my life.
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When you fucked somebody but you're trying to cover it up the next morning. Or even the night of for that matter.
Wes: You definitely fucked him last night
Sue: No we were just touring the 3rd floor.
Wes: I'm sure you were
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