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Whore Food

After consuming, this food makes you feel like a cheap and dirty whore. Often found for low prices and with plenty of grease and lower self-respect. Anything that can be obtained at a "Munchies 420 cafe"

"Lets go get some quality whore food because I hate myself right now and give zero fucks", "she just threw up all over my cock and I just need some whore food"

by trod wod March 11, 2015


Food Pusher

Someone who is constantly reminding or telling you to eat more food at a dinner party or event where a lot of food exists even when you though so stuffed you can't eat anymore. They may also push leftovers on you even though you tell them no several times.

Suzy is such a food pusher, I told her several times I was full but she just kept telling me to eat more of her lasagna.

by Hawker99 July 5, 2016


food hard-on

An extreme desire to eat a particular food aroused by its mention or aroma

I can't get tacos out of my mind. I've got a food hard-on.
Food hard-on: To be completely consumed with eating a specific food.

by Roundthebend November 29, 2014


food commentator

a person who feels the need to comment on every single fucking thing they eat. especially breakfast foods. it is like they are leaving verbal yelp reviews that nobody wants to fucking hear everytime they eat.

jillian: *goes to eat ihop with lindsay*
lindsay: " mmmm these pancakes are so good mmm yes yum"
jilllian: shut the fuck up

geez, carol is such a food commentator, I swear I can't make it through a single meal without her telling me how she feels about the food

by wafflewomen October 28, 2019


Food Shark

Food shark:

An annoying (usually thin), food obsessed person who frequents picnics, parties and events for the sole purpose of sharking around the food table, monitoring every calorie other guests plate making them feel like fat, inept, sea cows.

Addendum: usually these people or their offspring are lactose, gluten, nut or fun intolerant. Usually hail from the East or West coast of the continental U.S., respectively.

Thanks to that damned food shark, nobody ate my pepperoni and cheese stuffed meatballs!

by Hazeybear October 31, 2015


prep food

food to be eaten while cooking food. Usually J Higgs potato chips and Coburn Farms French Onion Dip.

Dammit Joe, tortillas and salsa is not prep food!

by dragon slaya August 30, 2011


food love

when you cook or grill food and its tastes really good!!!

That steak you just grilled tastes amazing,and thats what i call food love!!

by FIREJACKER August 24, 2012