your mom

A saying used in foolish response to any question or statement. A form of comic relief made by a teenage male at the lunch table or in the middle of english class. Can be added to any statement for comical effect.

..so today class we will be discussing Shakespeares entire works.....

Guy: Hey man, do you have your notes from yesterday?
Guy 2: Nope...i left them with YOUR MOM last night.

Girl: Hey what did you decide to do about that project you didnt turn in
Idiotic Guy: uh. ....YOUR MOM!

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your mum

Widespread, ineffective insult globally used by townies, kevs and their offspring. Used as a counter insult by citizens with the I.Q of a bucket of sewage water (and the B.O of one)
Your mum originated, presumably, in the UK, which just adds another thing to the list that we'll be embarrased we thought of when we look back at this 10 years from now
Your mum is effectively dead towards punks, grungers, and emos, and ironically has been added to their arsenal of townie impressions.
However, mentioning 'your mum' to a townie or similar missing link of the gene code may result in serious bodily harm, so if you do have to insult them, use words with more than 6 letters to leave them stunned and confused.

A: Fuck you
B: Fuck your mum

A: You're gay
B: Your mum's gay

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it's your birthday

Three words that made 50 Cent famous in 1.34 seconds.

My name is Shorty, and it is my birthday.

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Your Mom

Your Mom is the person I had sex with last night.

Your Mom, ask her.

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your mom

answer to any and every question anyone asks you

friend:who are you talking to on the phone
you: your mom

sister:your ugly
you: your mom

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your sister

One hot piece of ass. Penises can be found in her mouth, pussy, and ass.

Damn, your sister is hot!

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your mad your maddd

People who say this are stupid and unfunny it is also annoying if you make a complaint or try to get your point across it doesn't work simply because "your mad"

Hey Steve.
Steve:Yeah?
Mike: JUST KILLED YOU LMAO YOUR LEGIT SO GARBAGE LMAFOOOOOOOO
Steve: Ok buddy you got one kill happy?
Mike: YOUR MAD YOUR MADDD YOUR SO BAD KID EASYYYYY
**Steve Stops talking to mike after that**

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