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to ejaculate without a designated or suitable semen receptacle.
example, I was going to cum in a sock, there was no sock I was forced to engage in free spaffing everywhere
future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.
present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere
past, I may have free spaffed everywhere
To eat for free is to go down on a girl, then receive nothing back in return.
i heard coulberg ate his girls box last night but she made him Eat for free.
a fruity loops project file that has half the sounds missing from it, and when you press play it is just silent
When you become popular through one of your already popular friends without having to do anything
"Bih how come you so popular?"
"Hoe I got free fame wit Kareem!"
A free peroid in which you suffer utter bordem. During this hour of death you are accompanied by a chunk who hates everything and a christian fanatic with a fuck off beefhead.
"You got a lesson third?"
"Yeah, Geography."
"Shit, Ive got a lilleker free."
An individual who does not have children.
He/She's single, attractive, educated, and Gerber-free!
The ploy with which malicious websites tantalize innocent website users, usually twelve year olds, into clicking onto their site and receiving all kinds of viruses. If you see a sketchy advertisement for a free iPad, ignore it.
12 year old: "Ooh, free Ipad!" *clicks*
Mom: "No, son, don't do it-"
*trojan horse appears*