Team Awesome

A collection of awesome ladies from the land Down Under. Known for their beauty, style and sheer awesomeness. Can often be found educating the common masses, including a certain Team Handsome member on how to do things properly... especially anything cocktail or goon bag related.

Look out for some awesome public appearances in your area soon.

Where did all these lovely ladies come from? Team Awesome of course!
Who drank TH under the table? Only Team Awesome could have done that!

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team shower

Having solid conversations while showering. Separate showers in a row or just not using the same shower head.

Lathering up the balls, shaft, and mushroom while having solid conversations during the team shower.

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Snowballing Team

To snowball as a hobby.

Being on the snowballing team means being part of the only sport where the players don't leave the locker room.

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Team Chad

The ultimate team of anything.
Ever.

Person 1: Hey man, how do you keep beating me?

Person 2: Because my teams name is Team Chad.

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Team Edward

A sexual move relating to the Twilight series of books,where one party ingests a large amount of goldschlager (or any gold flake infused schnapps) and essentially urinates directly on their partner ( essentially a new variation of the classic golden shower) . The theory is that the gold dust particles on the urine will make the recipient sparkle in the sunlight in the morning (much like Twilight saga vampires, etc.) See also "Team Jacob"

An alternative move of the same name involves a male receiving fellatio, and when reaching orgasm the male will ejaculate on his partner's face, and throw a handful of pearlescent craft glitter (or any other color available) onto said partner's face creating the famous "sparkling vampire" effect. Similar to a "Gorilla mask" but with a more festive outcome.

Bro! his morning they found Laura passed out on the back porch passed out smelling like piss and sparkling like crazy.. She must have switched sides and chet gave her a "Team Edward".

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Team Mystic

The blue team of Pokémon GO, represented by its mascot, the Legendary Bird Articuno. The team is lead by Blanche, who is researching why it is that Pokémon evolve.

Person 1: Hey, you play Pokémon GO?

Person 2: Yeah

Person 1: Which team are you on?

Person 2: Team Mystic

Person 1: Cool, me too! :)

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there's no i in team

A Phrase That Was Started To Attempt To Remove The Phrase "There IS A Me In Team"

Player 1: Hey Man You Gotta Pass The Ball "Theres No I In Team"
Player2: Yes But There Is A Me In Team So BACK OFF Its Not My Fault You SUCK!

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