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Forking

A step above spooning. People's utensils almost touching but not quite there. Unlike knifing which requires something to enter juicy flesh. Forking can involve sudden movement and loud high pitched noices.

Kitchen Forks: "CLiNk! cLiNk!"
People Forking: "Nghhhhh! AGHhhhhh!"

by TriedDrowningAFish August 23, 2018


Forking

The act of stabbing someone with a fork

Jimmy got mad at his teacher during lunch and violently started forking her in the face

by Ewwitsevie May 3, 2016


Forking

when you and someone else rub Ford F-150s together

Your mom forking me

by Yourmomissohotlikesohot November 9, 2021


forking

When two men kiss while their penises are touching eachother

Gay Brian: “OMG, Kevin and I were getting ready to do it last night. While we were getting intimate, we accidentally started forking.”
Straight Daniel: “That’s cool bro, never tell me that again.”

by ElevatedPanguitch October 6, 2020


mother of night fork

Bitch; Annoying bitch

(short as mnf)

She's such a mother of night fork

by prass November 17, 2016


Fork In the Sky

a rare occurance; a random event. Always positive.

It's a real fork in the sky to find three $100 bills in one day, just lying around.

Seeing a band like The Arcade Fire at such a tiny venue if a real fork in the sky.

by Optical Study February 22, 2007


fork In toaster

the act of doing stupidity where ones actions represent that of a psychopath in wich results In near death or pain.

He committed fork In toaster

by fork in toaster May 27, 2021