The act of a male human peeing in a urinal or toilet without using their hands in any way at all unless unzipping their pants.
Person 1: Ok, lets go.
Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.
Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.
Person 2: wtf.
An individual who does not have children.
He/She's single, attractive, educated, and Gerber-free!
to ejaculate without a designated or suitable semen receptacle.
example, I was going to cum in a sock, there was no sock I was forced to engage in free spaffing everywhere
future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.
present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere
past, I may have free spaffed everywhere
When a female doesnt wear any underwear.
"eww look up that girls skirt, shes free lipin!
"
When you become popular through one of your already popular friends without having to do anything
"Bih how come you so popular?"
"Hoe I got free fame wit Kareem!"
To eat for free is to go down on a girl, then receive nothing back in return.
i heard coulberg ate his girls box last night but she made him Eat for free.
a fruity loops project file that has half the sounds missing from it, and when you press play it is just silent