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1. The condition of gradually losing sanity due to the inability to remove "playbacks" of songs from your conscious mind. This occurs when hearing a song several times in a row, wherein your brain can create a cyclical version of the song that repeats key parts of the song without ever ending. In extreme cases, even one word or phrase can be looped infinitely depending on the cadence, tempo, and succession of notes, such as the viral song "Friday" by Rebecca Black for which this syndrome is named. Short term symptoms are agitation and short temper. Particularly long cases, one hour or more, can lead to acts which are unusual for one not affected by this syndrome, such as hitting oneself or screaming, and in extreme cases, attempting to tear oneself's clothes off, coating oneself in maple syrup and various car parts, and blocking rush hour traffic by screaming little known facts about President Buchanan at drivers has been seen in desperate attempts to overcome the syndrome. There is no known cure.
2. The condition of the syndrome in a group of an unspecified number.
3. Any other condition in which one is unable to rid oneself of audial memory.
Parker: Hey, do you remember that song where—
Gene: OH, WHAT THE HELL?! THAT THING GAVE ME FRIDAY SYNDROME FOR LIKE A MONTH AND NOW YOU REMIND ME AGAIN?
Parker: I didn't know the Atlanta Symphony's performance of Vivaldi's Four Seasons had affected you that way.
Gene: You did that on purpose, asshole.
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Funky Friday was a well known ice skating dance/party in London, UK held at Streatham Ice Skating Rink on Friday evenings/nights which no longer occurs. The popular UK rapper Dave who hails from Streatham uses the lyrics “We come through like Funky Friday and have all of your mandem skating” in his track featuring Fredo, suggesting that Dave himself has been to a Funky Friday and uses his connection with Streatham as a way of associating with this event. It brings a little bit of nostalgia to anyone who grew up in the time when Funky Fridays was still around.
Person 1: There’s an ice skating dance going on it Steatham this evening, wanna come?
Person 2: Oh you mean Funky Friday, that’s a regular occurrence my g.
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Femboy Friday is the first Friday of May, and celebrates all things femboy. It is also not considered gay to shag or date a femboy on that day.
"Hey! It's almost Femboy Friday. Do you have a date set up?"
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A work week ending on a Thursday due to a holiday or similar circumstance that turns Friday into a day off from work.
Manager: "Due to the inclement weather expected tomorrow, Friday will be a snow day."
Worker: "Woo-hoo! Thursday-Friday!"
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In High School Sophomores, Juniors, and Seniors throw pennies at all Freshman on every Friday of the year.
"Hey Guys! Its Penny Friday! Lets Go Find A Freshie."
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A respectful way to say Mutha Fucker.
Hey you, get out of my way monday friday.
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Getting together with your crew and doing large quantities of Cocaine...A Friday Night usually costs you your Saturday Night..can also be known as Friday Night White...A common occurence and city wide holiday in Danville,Illinois....
Ah shit its Friday Night...guess im not going to sleep tonite
Man ya got that Friday Night White?
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