Fruit Loopy

when someone has gone crazy, or 'loopy' the 'fruit' part was added 'cos of the popular cereal 'fruit loops'

"my friend, i'm afraid you may have gone fruit loopy"

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fruit nugg

someone who doesn't fit in with the group, and idiot, or just anything annoying

how fruit nugg was that ski patrol guy?

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fruit tart

Homosexual prostitute

Joe is such a Fruit Tart!

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fruit-booter

someone who roller blades and calls it aggresiving, most of them are s

Hey, check out the fruit-booter!

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Forbidden Fruit

(n): The product of a difficult and dangerous sexual process, in which two fingers are sounded and inserted into the vas deferen openings, then carefully retracted out of the penis, pulling the testicles out of the body through the urethral opening. This act creates a fragile object composed to the two testicles, hanging by the the vas deferens out of the penis, known as the forbidden fruit. The forbidden fruit can easily be yanked off by accident, making it a delicacy.

Effectively a prolapse of the testicles.

After a long, painful struggle and many years of conditioning, Adam and Eve finally blossomed the forbidden fruit, only for Eve to yank it from her partner and cause the fall of man.

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Fruit Salad

a mans whose mother slept with many men of many races

i dont know who my father was, i am a real fruit salad

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pubic fruit

General slang term, normally acceptable for PG-13 audiences. Used in mixed company over other preferred terms like: ass hat, cock knocker or bitch weasel. Synonymous with douchebag or doucher.

Steve: Dude, I just waited in line for 8 days like a hobo at the soup kitchen just so I could get this new iPad 8!
Not Steve: Dude, you're such a pubic fruit.

or

Dude 1: Man, why'd you drag me along to your cousins graduation, it's all jail bait here.
Dude 2: You're captain of the Pubic Fruit Brigade.

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