gets friendzoned by every nigga at school.
plays video games to much
sucks at mortal kombat 11
if you see gabe say get ova there
A real nigga. He’s awesom. Legit.
Guy 1: Gabe is awesome!
Guy 2: Haha yeah he’s a real nigga
Gabe is an awesome lad that many know. He is funny and normally VERY cheeky. He has the looks of any model and has a lot of girls chasing after him. The smartness of a Gabe cannot compare with anyone else. Gabes are lovible and romantic and know how to make others smile 24/7. It is a well know fact that ginger Gabes make the best Gabes as they hold all the looks, many with Sea-blue eyes that you fall in, from a single glance. A Gabe will make the best boyfriend as he will forever care about you and your feelings as well as making sure that everyone around him (including himself) stay happy.
Gabes are usually fatass bumbs who become pedos when they surpass the age of 18. They’re really good at video games and have great taste in music. They’re probably about 6 feet tall and 5 Big Macs over 180. My mans can grow hair like no tomorrow and is packing at least 6 inches. They’re really funny so keep them around to make you laugh until they get caught with a minor. At which point you deny every knowing the guy.
Cop: Are you Gabe’s best friend?
You: I’ve never met this man in my life