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"A gentleman's scratch" is when you have an itchy bumhole and you fart at just the right capacity to simultaneously release gas and itch your bumhole within the same manoeuvre
"i preformed A gentleman's scratch to itch my bumhole in bed last night"
A huge pervert who instead of pushing women to fit their pervy needs, is nice and constrains themselves from being over perverted. But also can control their level of pervertedness if needed.
Wow! Kale is such a Pervy Gentleman!
Warm, Creamy, Delicious discharge from a mans beef steak, occurs after he becomes too excited. WARNING: May cause menstruation to end for a nine month period, followed by 18+ years of hell.
Person 1: "What's on the floor in there?"
Person 2: "my own special brand of gentleman's glue"
A style of running that makes you look professional whilst running. It's speed is clocked somewhere between a light jog and a brisk stroll. The arms stay close to your sides and only slightly bend down at the elbow. Making sure that your thighs always maintain contact with one another.
The businessman was late for his meeting on the eleventh floor. In order to make it on time he executed, The Gentleman's Hussle.
A Fat kid trying to cheat others in a race uses the technique but still fails to place first.
A mentally masochistic and excessively ego-driven manlet boy (a male shorter than 5ft10), who is extremely prone to magical thinking and manlet rage. The term was coined by Elliot "The Supreme Gentleman" Rodger (aptly named The Virgin Killer by the media) during his unsurprisingly unsuccessful period of residence in Isla Vista, California while senselessly attending Santa Barbara City College and first published in mortifying videos with hilarious titles such as: "Why do girls hate me so much", "Life is so unfair because girls don't want me", "My reaction to seeing a young couple at the beach, Envy" on his now defunct YouTube channel and in his manlet manifesto "My Twisted World". In a highly amusing manifestation of manlet mathematics and guy height, Elliot "Tall Tales" Rodger liked to claim that he was 5ft10, his shamefully stunted truthful height being around 5ft6. Evidently afflicted with a Napoleon complex deluxe, unquestionably suffering from Napoleon complex psychosis and after having been bullied throughout all of his lowly life for being a Little Napoleon, rejected by every women in southern California, wasting thousands of dollars on lottery tickets (like the money-hungry dwarf that he was) and fracturing his delicate, little ankle in a fruitless fight against a group of laughing manmores, it was only a matter of time before the queen of manletism finally snapped and embarked on his abominable "Day of Retribution". Short people got no reason.
Natalie: Why is that garden gnome over there wearing Gucci sunglasses and a Hugo Boss shirt? Erin: Supreme gentleman manlet detected. Let's throw our high heels at him and see if he goes Bagel Boss Manlet on us! Natalie: Manlets BTFO. Hahahahaha!
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gentleman pilled, when you leave a large creatin for the cleaning staff, into finance X, and sexing hot babes!!! gentleman pilled. just shit on the bathroom floors and act like a boss.
"i left a large creatin n tartar for the cleaning staff, im so gentleman pilled"
A polite way of saying jizz or cum.
I'd love to serve Yolanda some gentleman's relish.