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Dropping a Duce. Taking a dump. Number 2.
please watch my section, I have to take a gentlemans vacation
When you have a girlfriend but someone’s taking a group pic and you have to put your arm around another girl, so you hover your hand an inch away from her body.
Guy 1:“Bro, what’s your girlfriend gonna think about your arm around Trinity in this picture!?”
Guy 2: “Relax bro I made sure to keep a gentleman’s inch”
When a man gives his girlfriend a kiss while she pees
Hey babe! Open the door! Let me give you a gentleman’s blumpkin!
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Fresh gentleman is the name of a way of trying to pull a girl. It means being cool and 'fresh' but also kind and a 'gentleman'. It's Joey Essex meets Justin timberlake. Chris brown meets David beckham. Fresh, cool, dappa, kind, sweet.
Emily: that's boys well fit, he's a right 'fresh gentleman'
When you wore a condom and still caught something.
Billy always practiced safe sex but he still got gentleman warts.
The Gentleman’s F refers to someone receiving a passing grade, typically the lowest possible passing grade such as a 60%/D-, in a class that for all intents and purposes, they should not have passed.
“I thought for sure I was going to have to take Org Chem a second time, luckily the TA buys weed from me so she gave me a Gentleman’s F. Ds get Degrees”
An unspoken law for men to abide by, they cannot go first through a door or do any action when there is a lady present. After the lady has gone, the gentleman follow.
Female 1: oh it’s ok go ahead
Male 1: oh no, ladies first.
Female 1: oh no I insist
Male 1: I cannot, it breaks the gentleman’s law.
Female 1: oh please,
Male 1: I cannot break the law, it makes all us gentlemen feel like crap.