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Repeat-gifted

When you receive a gift and then give it back to be wrapped, and the same person receives again.

I gave a gift to my son before Christmas and repeat-gifted it to him at Christmas.

by annonnonnonnomous November 23, 2018


Not screw a gift horse in the mouth

Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.

This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!

by bhnicfh August 26, 2011


Gift that keeps on giving

A lovely man/woman who is viewed as a gift that brings constant and continuous joy.

Babe, you bring me so much happiness. You're the gift that keeps on giving.

by Patrick Sway-Z April 6, 2023


Buy your bf a gift

If you have a boyfriend you have to buy him What he wants

Bf: i want candy
You: okay i Will buy u candy bc its buy your bf a gift day today

by Yung numsi April 27, 2021


Gift rape

1. The absolute inability to reject a rejection of presents. This includes days such as birthdays, Christmas, Jewish Christmas (I dont know how to spell) and many other gift giving holidays.

2. If you are being gift raped, you will know, because when you ask for nothing, they will go over the top

3. You can use this to an advantage by asking for nothing so they give you way more than if you asked for something

Person 1: I dont want anything for my birthday.

Person 2: FUCK YOU IM GETTING YOU SOMETHING!!!

P1: I guess this is gift rape

by Skibbidy bop mm dada April 18, 2021

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Gifted Instructor

Teacher in school that is usually the most negligent and dumb. He/She is the dumbest teacher in the building, teaching the smartest kids in the school... Therefore a gifted instructor is an oxymoron...

Teacher who's room is usually a free-for-all with students using Ipads to get on porn and the only thing not making it a circus is a peanut vendor and a clown.... Oh wait, the clown is the gifted instructor.

What did you do in gifted class today? Watched tranny porn and jacked off on the Ipad screen, kapooyah!

How much did you learn in your gifted class this year? Nothing.....

Kyle: Jace is a great gifted instructor...

Rich: What are you retarded?

Rich: What do you want to be when you grow up Scotty?
Scotty: I want to be a gifted instructor!
Rich: Why the fuck would you want to do that?
Scotty: It is better than being a reading teacher!
Rich: Good Point!
Eric: GYM BIATCHES!

by Kapooyah! May 4, 2013


adult gift

A gift given by one mature myth to a semi less mature "boy" or stud. This gift may be given during the holidays or at any special occasion. This adult gift can be hand crafted made or strategically put together with a very specific reaction.

An adult gift can be An unexpected special gift of great proportions, from someone who loves you.

by browniz19 December 25, 2013