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A speculative reason why a despicable, two-faced person remains employed.
The unseen picture supposedly portrays the person in question engaged in faggoty behavior with a goat.
Q: Melvin is such a worthless slime. How does he keep his job here?
A: He probably has goat pictures of the boss.
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A woman that does nothing during sex aside from lie there, like a deer in the headlights or a fainting goat that goes stiff when stunned. She will then usually proceed to complain how bad the guy was in bed unless he was willing to do 100% of the work.
A woman with no sexual talent, not necessarily for lack of ability, but lack of trying. Does not communicate to her partner at all what she wants and expects the world. Just lies there in a sort of faint until it's over and done with.
Rob: "Was Erin a good fuck?"
Justin: "No, she was just another fainting goat."
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Someone who is large in the torso and small in the legs. Also someone who is small in the torso and large in the legs. Two unmatched halves in one person, like a squid and a goat.
Damn, that girl is squid-goat.
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When someone is cheating on an online video game, but is intentionally doing bad to lower suspicion while giving their team information.
Player 1: Yo Enemy 1 is cheating!
Player 2: No he's not dude? He has no kills.
Player 1: Yeah, he's a hacker's goat, he is giving their team info.
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Acting daft, silly. Messing about.
She was always acting the goat!
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A pudgy whiteboy that wears salmon colored polos, loves corn, and plays video games rather than hang with his friends... And smokes too much weed.
Kyle, you're such a yard goat!
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The pseudo-sexual act of consuming campfire delicacies (i.e. s'mores), puking up said delicacies upon a roasted goat, then wrapping the goat and yourself in tinfoil while performing sexual acts inside, usually on a beach.
The excursion to the Indiana dunes was ruined when Jordan made toasty goats in front of the girl scout troop.
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