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When a hurricane comes and all the black people freak out
As soon as hurricane Katrina started there was mass gorilla panic
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Herb-smoking mammals native to Tacoma's Point Defiance Park, though in recent years they have spread to other urban wilds. They pose little threat to those who are "cool", but have been known to savagely assault and mutilate any who demonize the green plant to which they are so partial. Cannaboids have been scientifically proven to increase awareness of these, our simian brethren. They often reveal themselves to the extremely stoned, as strange unexplainable sounds in the night.
(deep roar bellows)
Stoner 1: Do you hear that?
Stoner 2:(coughs, *passes blunt*)Here what?
Hippie/Shaman Dude: That my friends, is the smoking call of the 253 Gorillas. Don't worry, if we leave them our roach, they pose no danger.
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When a guy has a dick that is 2.5 inches or smaller because it's compared to a silverback gorilla which have small dicks
Girl: how big was he?
Girl 2: he was small as fuck he had a gorilla dick!
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N. A long braid of hair sported by African-American men that runs down the back. It is a longer, braided version of the Rat Tail.
Devin Hester's gorilla tail is just magnificent.
Rat Tail
Devin Hester
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Verb - Similar to a Gorllia Toss with exception. the girl does not fly out the window instead, the girl is launched into a closed door. Bounces off the closed door and finding the floor with he head ready for another round of pound.
Dude I gorilla slammed your chick so bad last night her coccyx broke!
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A bomb ass alcoholic drink. Im not sure what is in it...but I suspect that its quite a few different types of liquor because after a night of drinking them, I woke up next to another chick and Im sooo not a lesbo!
I will have another Gorilla Fart, please.
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Whilst making a comment using the phrase "When the Wind Blows" to describe gusty, anal phenomena a retort to said phrase was that when fecal matter was exposed in a shart like fashion it should more commonly known as Gorillas in the Mist.
Next time you shit yourself remember to use this phrase whilst hobbling for the nearest lavatory.
Bob sneaks an unearthly turd into his pants.
Dan: Gorillas in the Mist?
Bob: Yup, I've shat myself.
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