Someone who has a massive or gargantuan sized penis even bigger than the well known bbc.
My penis is so huge it could be a griffin sized penis.
A weird person who Doesn’t like Sweet Caroline
That maya griffin doesn’t like sweet Caroline
A girl who is dating an absolute chad. She is dating one hell of a man.
Get yourself a boyfriend like Maya Griffin’s.
The absolute definition of perfection. Needing a duo? she'll carry you through the pits of hell and you won't even end up breaking a sweat. She's the type of gal that'll leave you a voice message that you can listen to on repeat after she dies like that one scene in breaking bad
Lucinda Griffin is so epic poggers
Lucinda Griffin how are you so amazing
If you ever meet a Griffin Clem then you probably met the only one on earth, he is kinda strange and a MASTER COCK SLINGER, HE LOVES CHARIZARDING AND WILL SLAY YOUR FEEBLE PUSSY WHETHER YOU ACTUALLY HAVE ONE OR NOT!!! I would know (I'm a guy by the way, he is gay)
“YO DUDE, I WAS JUST ‘DONE BY’ GRIFFIN CLEM AND NOW I HAVE MORE THAN 1 HOLE TO POOP OUT OF!!!”
To griffin: to hold a significant amount of tension in the toes and foot. Could occur willingly or through spasm.
My flip flop broke so I was griffinning all the way home to keep it on.
A:I saw this special on tv about this woman who had no arms!
B: Woah, I bet her feet hurt from griffinning like all the time! Griffinning to eat her food, griffinning to drive the car and like etcetra...
A: Yeah, but she must be used to it by now.
Once a minion always a minion. once touched a minion always touched a minion
have your heard of Griffin's theory bro its so deep it kinda makes me cry a little