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A Hamster is someone you think is the greatest- until you get to know them.
You put all your hopes and dreams into this fantasy of a person, but really you're just spinning your wheels in place and an actual future with them is non existent (like a hamster on a wheel- get it?).
"What happened to that guy you've been gushing about?"
"Oh, Tom? Yeah, he turned out to be a hamster."
A name to refer to your significant other by
Let’s go Watch Squid Game my little Spit Hamster
to be right fucked out of your shitass
"hey, how was your night?"
"pretty good, i got hamstered!!!"
"SICK YO"
When you get what's ironically expected.
My wedding ring fell down the sink!! I guess you Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.
A "sunroof hamster" is not a recognized term in professional contexts. However, if used colloquially, it could metaphorically refer to a hamster, or a person (non-gender specific) exhibiting excessive and eager behavior to provide fellatio while their partner lays on top of a the vehicle with their hamster bits exposed through the sunroof.
In casual conversation, "sunroof hamster" might be used metaphorically to describe someone eagerly seeking attention or affection.
I asked to spice things up so she offered a ‘sunroof hamster’… wow!!
When a girl called Roma stores jamesys semen in her mouth instead of swallowing it.
“Oh my god jamesy, I better store this for later”
Take off your clothes for this little cum hamster
The most common type of pet hamster. Bigger and colorful. Sometimes fluffy. Nicknamed teddy bear, panda, fancy, etc.
Some random animal enthusiast: My Syrian hamster is so effin cute!