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To have anal sex.
Similar to "up the dirttrack, dirtroad".
Used in "Catherine Tate Show" by a flaming homosexual, who refuses to admit he is one.
"Just because I am wearing a gentleman's sponge bag, doesn't mean I take it up the Harris! How very dare you!"
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First the man grows out a huge bush. 70's style, so if standing on your head it would look like a hasidic jew "beard/nose" combo.
Then you shave it off and place it in a ziploc bag keeping it in close proximity to the next location of sexual promiscuity.
So the next time you're barebacking a chick from behind pull out just in time to unleash your jizzum all over the female buttocks.
Quickly grab the ziploc and dump contents all over said jizzum. wipe it in nice and good then jump on her back with enough forward momentum that your propelled off the bed on your makeshift flying broom (nimbus 2000)
Spencer: Why is your girlfriend so mad?
Kevin: She found out she sucks at flying.
Spencer: Airplanes????
Kevin: Nah, I gave her The Harry Potter and her ass barely cleared my dresser.
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Life ruiner. He will destroy your ovaries with one smile and cause you an immense amount of sexual frustration. He was carved gently by the most powerful of gods. His eyes are a mixtures of beautiful emeralds and the deepest seas. His smile WILL make you consider, if not commit, suicide. His voice is smooth, slow and deep as fuck and his hands are big enough to make you wanna shove a needle in your eye from just one glance. He will make you rethink your existence on this earth.
*Harry Styles enters room*
*Everybody dies*
the end.
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A 32-year-old writer who travels to the town of Silent Hill for a vacation with his daughter when a mysterious girl appears in front of their car and causes it’s plummet. From there on in they go through the most unlikely of events in the town.
"Have you seen a girl, short, black hair?"
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The reason why girls masturbate.
Girl One: Dude. Harry Styles. I fucking can't.
Girl Two: Shit, I have to go to the bathroom.
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Jack Harries is a sexy Youtuber (JacksGap) from the UK and he makes Vlogs and random videos usually. He has a twin Finn Harries.
DAMN HE IS SO DAMN SEXY WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE.IT'S AMAZING BECAUSE HS A TWIN AND THAT MEANS DOUBLE SEXINESS. SEXY. SEXY.SEXY.SEXY IS WHAT HE IS. THANK YOU
person#1:Hey Did you watch Jack Harries new video
person#2:Yeah He was so damn sexy
Person#1: Let's go wacth him because he is so damn funny and a sexy beast :)
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For the formality, he is co-owner of the youtube channel Jacksgap with his twin brother Jack. He a graphic designer, went to university in Leeds for a semester to study it. Now for the fangirling, he's sometimes called Finny. He uses - abuses - the word "cheeky; he and Jack have their own definition of that word which includes: flirty, cute, naughty, playful, tease, etc. This word is almost the same as "Smurf" for them.
He and his brother are also pro of Penny Boarding & like to tease us with cute pictures of them with their Pennys. What more can we ask for?
He, of course, has a smile that can brighten the days of many. In the videos he makes, his eyes are often - always - calling for sex (Some call those his sex-eyes). Those beautiful green eyes... We can say he has everything for him; a cheeky smile, soulful - sexful - green eyes, a pretty face, a british accent to die for, a twin, lots of traveling, surely many girls, the perfect height (apparently 5"11) &, obviously, a very cute ass.
- Finn Harries is so cheeky!!
- Who's Finn Harries? And what's cheeky?
- Go to Urban dictionary. Or stay in ignorance.
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