My eyes are up here

A phrase commonly used by bitches with fat ol’ titties. Most commonly used when someone is just trying to see some knockers and is staring at them while also having a conversation.

“My eyes are up here…”

“Like yeah bitch i know where your eyes are, i’m just tryna see some melons real quick”

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get that shit out of here

When something means nothing for you or disturb you, and you don't want it near of you. Sometimes can be use in a funny way.

I hate it, get that shit out of here!

or I don't like it, get that shit out of here

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Clearly not here to build an encyclopedia

What Wikipedia admins will ban you for if you aren't boring and robotic like the rest of the userbase.

I often get banned with "Clearly not here to build an encyclopedia" as the reason by the robo-admins, whose edits consist of 90% reversions using rollback or twinkle, which are lame admin tools to make Wikipedia even more usesless

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it's nursing home hot in here!

when it is unreasonably warm indoors. originally coined for use to describe the temperature in a hotel room.

"they must've had the heat on high all day. it's nursing home hot in here!"

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Wish You Were Here

A critically acclaimed song by the English rock band Pink Floyd. It is said to be an emotional masterpiece, which hasn't been seen in a long time. The central theme of the song is dealing with the absence of former band member Syd Barret, who was ousted from the band on the 6th of April 1968, as he had a psychedelic drug addiction that was getting out of hand. Personally, it is one of my favourite songs, and it is respected by The Silent Generation, Boomers, Gen X, Y, Z, and Alpha alike. The lyrics are as follows:

So, so you think you can tell

Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?

Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found?
The same old fears.
Wish you were here.

Joe: Hey John, have you heard of Wish You Were Here?
John: Yeah, it's a really good, well thought out song.
Joe: Ditto.

you're money is no good here

as you, a mexican or middle eastern man, are buying groceries and the owner refuses to sell to you.

owner: "no, no, no f*ck off you're money is no good here"
you: :(

Get the fuck outta here

1. Take that shit elsewhere;
2. No shit! Really;
3. Unfuckingbeliveable;
4. LOL… that’s amazing.

Can be used +, -, or nuetrally

1. Politicians need to “get the fuck outta here” with their doublespeak;
2. Sex Robots? “Get the fuck outta here!”;
3. Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon? “Get the fuck outta here.”;
4. Ghost writers for rappers… “get the fuck outta here” lol