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Cushing is a small town by Nacogdoches. (the oldest town in Texas) Cushing High School is mainly made up of 50% Alcoholics, 20% whores, 10% druggies, 5% pregnant girls, 13% stuck up bitches, and 2% prudes. Mainly on the weekends you party, get drunk, and get high. Some do that during the week, and some do that right before school. Some people actually try to do good in their studies so they can try to make something of themselves and get out of this lame ass town, and some people don't give a shit.
Cushing High School
Texan #1: Where are we?
Texan #2: Cushing?...Where ever the hell that is.
Texan #1: Lets ask this man walking down the street.
Texan #2: Um.. Excuse me sir, where are we?
Redneck Stranger: Why sonny, yous in Cushin'.
(Tires screeching)
Texan #1: Lets get the hell out of this town!
(2 seconds later)
Texan #2: We're already out of Cushing?
Full of chavs and slags. If you don’t conform to the uniform, you get shot. All the teachers are perverts or dickheads. Smoking area on the Morrison’s steps.
Mr Jones was looking at Katy’s arse yesterday at Guiseley High School.
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High school in Princeton, IL where 10% of the students have above average household income, 50% is average, and the other 40% is as poor as can be but still find a way to afford a Juul and an iPhone XS Max. Everyone is constantly depressed and the only find joy in the pain of others. Teachers are either your best friend of Satan himself, no in between. be prepared to enjoy the never ending pain of the gloomy environment that this building beholds. The best part about this God-forsaken place is that you'll probably be able to get a blowjob or two from one or more of the endless skanky thots.
Student A: I was able to get a blowjob from one of the skanky freshman while I was Juuling and recorded the whole thing on my iPhone XS Max at Princeton High School!
Student B: Nice dude! I'm going to kill myself for no apparent reason!
A stupid ass school full of hoes that fuck every guy they can get. At homecoming we have a fuck circle where we fuck in a circle.
"You must be a hoe?"
"why?'
"Because you go to Harlem High School
Slam High/ Middle school is a school where the high schoolers juul and smoke weed 24/7 but always get caught because there are cameras everywhere. The middle girls go after the high schoolers and 1-10 get into a relationship with them . The middle schoolers have more bodies then the high schoolers . People talk about other people but never do anything and don’t worry if you have beef or drama with someone .. just wait 2-3 business days and your best friends again.
Person 1: hey man what High school you go to ?
Person 2 : oh slam high school ..
Person 1: .. ighttt ima head out
Hell. Abosutely complete hell. When you say you go here everyone just looks at you in shock for the factor your still alive
Yeah I go to rouse high school. Yeah I want to end my life.
Shitty adults who, after graduating high school, haven't done much (if anything) noteworthy in their lives. Instead, the only reason why they're remembered at all is for their esteemed social status in high school, which is sadly the only thing they'll ever be remembered for.
Dude: Hey, isn't that Nick Rodgers?
Dude 2: Who?
Dude: You know, Nick Rodgers from high school... he was our quarterback, Prom King, all that shit.
Dude 2: Oh yeah, that's right. Doesn't he work at that tire shop at the edge of town?
Dude: Yeah, why?
Dude 2: Well, see. He's high school famous. But we're not in high school anymore, now are we?