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"Hog rider" a man or woman who used to fuck with fat people.
Margaret: last night i slept with that fat guy.
Margaret's mother: you such a "hog rider"
A man you encourage your daughter to date, wed, or procreate with so you have a hedge fund for your non existent social security. Also known as "Fat F@#$%." Guys that have no other redeeming quality than a paycheck. Also see
"Mr. Collins" from Pride & Prejudice.
I used to be worried about my retirement, until my daughter
found her new hedge hog on e-harmony.
I don't know what I would do without my hedge hog fund... I am so glad I decided to procreate when I was 16, now I can retire at 35.
someone who loves to give head.
wow sally is such a fucking head hog...she could do it all night!
When you stick your entire foot in someones ass
#1: Dude last night I put The Whole Hog in her.
#2: Nice dude
a person who has the nerve to hold down two or three jobs while others go jobless.
dude, your mom is working a shift at wal-mart after her shift at papa john's, just to pay the rent and buy food for you and your brothers? what a job hog. my mom can't find work anywhere.
Virginia holler slang for some rival fat bitch, often used for relatives or in-laws.
That hog jaw bitch better not come by here or I'll knock her ass into Jenny Craig!
To engage in sexual intercoarse, sexual contact between two individuals, sex.
Mike: Guess what?!
Steve: what?
Mike: Jen wants to do it!
Steve: about time you got to drop the hog.