fish-hook

the act of putting ones foot in between someone elses legs from behind and pulling it back, crushing their testicles.

person:"OOOWWWWWW!!!!!"
person2:"I just fish-hooked you"

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Red Hook

A small town in Upstate New York even though everybody there denies it is "Upstate." The town itself is cute. However, the high school and those who attend it are just awful. It consists of three main groups: The dirtbag stoner kids from Tivoli (who are arguably the coolest of the three), the rednecks, and the worst, the country club Republican kids from families who throw lame-ass "block parties" and inbreed their children to protect the ELITE OF RED HOOK!!! Those kids won't give the time of day to anyone without a 4 story house or golf club membership and basically shit on anyone who isn't good enough for them. No one. NO ONE ever leaves Red Hook because they are either too attached to their inbred childhood group of friends and can't make friends in the real world, or because they have gotten knocked up by the kid down the street and had a shotgun wedding. Red Hook completely sucks and whoever has had the brains to get the hell out as soon as possible and move to a real town with real people, props to you. Even Rhinebeck people have far more sense than "red hookers" ever will. I'd rather fucking live in New Jersey for christ sakes.

New kid at RHHS: Hey man do you know what time this period ends?
Inbred red hooker: Why are you even speaking to me..

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hook up

to hook up means in colloquial london terms, to have sex with or get with someone without the intention of seeing them again, or having a relationship, it is generally frowned upon

john; i hook up with anna last night
jack; oh nice one mate

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Booger Hooks

When one has long finger nails or has finger nails that curve down.

Get away from me woman with them booger hooks!

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Hook Me

Set me up, give it to me, tell me

Jerry'll hook me.

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Sky hook

Upon fornication (usually in the shower), when the male after consuming multiple drinks gets a sensation of herculian strength while fingering a woman and proceeds to lift the woman skyward with only the use of his fingers in her vagina.

Dude, I was so into finger fucking this girl last night I sky hooked the shit out of her. I lifted her clear over my head.

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meat hooks

excess skin hanging from the opening of the vigina

I had to peel back the "meat hooks" to explore the inner sanctum of my ladies treasure chest.

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