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a phrase often used by african american males, and white teenagers.
It is there explaination for anyhting. ranging from bad grades to having a large penis.
Black kid = "yo mayne this cop be all up my grill , and i was all like damn man you trippin' cuz (because) im black."
White kid's use= "yo brother i got a b pluss on my test, i would have gotten an a but the teacher gave me a b because im black." *pause*" haha get it im not really black, but i was suggesting that the teacher discriminated me due to the color of my skin.....bahahahha....im white"
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something you would say pre-suicide. Or about to quit your job, relationship.. etc.
boss- "hey, fax this!"
worker-"i cant im rotting on the inside"
boss-"umm...?"
worker- "i quit jackass."
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When you get told a joke that absolutely bangs and your sides hurt with laughter, you may then exclaim "Bruh im weak" referring to how you are weakened by the laughter occurring.
"How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?"
"No Idea mate"
"By putting flowers on the grave."
"Bruh Im Weak!"
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When a guy is really about to nut a whole bunch of kids out of his penis
"Onlyfans video: "IM BOUTA BLOWWWWWWWW!!!!!"
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are you ok? do you need a therapist?
Jackie: im a gummy bear.
Amaya: *calls the mental hospital*
a person who wants to die like you reading this right now
Person : Im so tired
Person 2: you okay?
When your significant other wants you all to her/himself like cuddles and kisses and love words. I hope someone tells me that one day and when i mean someone i mean my future wife cuz you know im straight
Wife: baby COME HERE NOW
Husband: yeah what's up
Wife: listen and listen closely i want you know that im all yours so come here and love me NOW baby.
Husband: oh ok im coming to get you