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that annoying message you get on wireless controllers and broken wired controllers
Guy:
Holy shit, I'm gonna fc TFFAF.
Xbox 360:
Please reconnect controller
Guy reconnects controller in anger.
*Sound of missed note*
Noooooo.....
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Everyone has that one Xbox/PlayStation/Wii controller that has an excessively sticky button(s) because an idiot friend or obnoxious sibling spilled a sticky beverage upon the controller (usually grape juice).
Aw man! I have to use the Grape Juice Controller!
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A control geek is a gamer/social nerd who can not let go of something, usually very insignificant and manages to suck many innocents into the shitstorm they create.
"That control geek seemed so nice at first, but she just raged at me for dropping a knife on her foot in a zombie game. Gheeze, some people just can't be mellow and have fun."
Miss Pita is known for being a control geek and makes the smallest game issues into a giant problem for everyone, feeding her selfish shortcomings.
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When you go out with someone who is loud, annoying and weird, and bystanders blame you.
Your friend is pissing me off. Control your weirdo.
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similar to a wingman, an air traffic controller will help a fellow lad get a girl, `the big difference between a wingman and an air traffic controller, the air traffic controller will not engage with the girl, also the air traffic controller will help the lad with any problems that may arise in the lads pulling process.
"Here comes Lucy's ex." "oh, he will be a total cockblock to greg, he has been trying to get Lucy all night." "Don't worry, I will be his Air traffic controller and distract him."
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Anal Sex to deliberately prevent the likelihood of pregnancy.
I didn't have a rubber, so I used Roman Birth Control.
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Outta Control, TX, Oak Cliff, The OC, The Cliff, The OCT
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