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using the grease from your pizza napkin as lube to have anal sex
she wanted it up the ass, I was out of KY so I did the the old Italian wetnap maneuver.
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Looks like your typical cholo yet still claims up and down he's Italian but let's face it, if you're brown in Las Vegas you are Mexican.
"Hey look is Paulie, the Italian cholo"
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A cup of piss. Served to haze new recruits in gangs
Drink the Italian Tea, Giorno
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Firstly, bring a pot with water to a boil. Then, you slip a jar of mariana sauce directly into your anal cavity and after doing so, carefully insert raw spaghetti into your urethra. Once the pasta has been inserted, you jettison it out into the boiling water and cook it until Al Dente. Then hoist your asshole to the sky and blast the mariana sauce out from your anus in an arch as the sauce splats down.
After finishing the dish, serve to whomever you wish.
Sandy said that she wanted Italian for dinner, so I made the Dirty Italian.
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The act of processing information at an incredibly slow rate, typically done by Italians.
Did you see Luigi doing the Italian stare, he looked confused.
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The act of shitting in a sweat sock and beating another man in the testicles with it.
When I first met Steve I had no idea that one day he would be giving me an Italian Interview.
I am really nervous for my Italian Interview tomorrow.
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