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using the grease from your pizza napkin as lube to have anal sex
she wanted it up the ass, I was out of KY so I did the the old Italian wetnap maneuver.
Looks like your typical cholo yet still claims up and down he's Italian but let's face it, if you're brown in Las Vegas you are Mexican.
"Hey look is Paulie, the Italian cholo"
A cup of piss. Served to haze new recruits in gangs
Drink the Italian Tea, Giorno
Firstly, bring a pot with water to a boil. Then, you slip a jar of mariana sauce directly into your anal cavity and after doing so, carefully insert raw spaghetti into your urethra. Once the pasta has been inserted, you jettison it out into the boiling water and cook it until Al Dente. Then hoist your asshole to the sky and blast the mariana sauce out from your anus in an arch as the sauce splats down.
After finishing the dish, serve to whomever you wish.
Sandy said that she wanted Italian for dinner, so I made the Dirty Italian.
The act of taking an eggbeater, filling the inside of it with ice, inserting it into your own anus, and turning it on. The superstitious say that this increases the chance of snow by 69%
Did you hear what julian did last night? He tried to get us a snow day by doing "The Italian Blizzard"
a fat Italian's vomit after eating a ham and cheese sandwich.
it can also mean an Italian is in the heat and is jacking off.
That guy is spouting off Italian mayonnaise.