The Jake

The one group of your friends who brings the party to any situation. Often drunk or at least smells like booze. The jake may wear the same hoodie for a few days in a row and he is a relevant excuse to you wife or girlfriend for being late, drunk or otherwise unattentive after a night out. You may avoid The Jake for a few weeks after an encounter.. the man is an animal. The jake can also polish off a bag of any salty snacks, swears around children and literally does not give fack about anything when he is being himself. The Jake will tell embellished stories about the good ol days. The Jake is extremly likeable in most settings in spite of his agressive nature and ability to stay awake for what may seem forever.

Man, I just realized yiu are The Jake of our friends.
I didn't want to be The Jake.

Animal party animal drunk douchebag

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jake

Jake is hot

Dude, look at that hot drummer,
that's a jake.

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Jaked

1) Alternative for Owned
2) A problem relating to the internet, such as disconnection, problems logging onto a site, etc.
alt. Jakage

1) That kid on that bike just got jaked.
2) My internet connection was jaked last night.

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jake

the rawest nigga god ever made

that guy is such a jake

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jakes

It used to be "just kidding." Instant messaging shortened it to "JK." Two syllables is still much too long, so it has become "jakes." Sort of the new "not!" Say it when you're, well, "just kidding."

I hate you so much. Jakes, jakes.

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The Jake

Mythological The one real egg head at Brigham Young University. Characterized by lack of bathing, putrid foot odor, crazy hair, and mod Clothes.

That guy has feet like the jake.

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JAKE

He’s the best sexiest hunkiest better than you at Fortnite and is also very athletic and doesn’t have braces

Jake is also very good at sports

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