Jelly Dick

The act of not bathing in a week and smearing duck butter on your dick, then sticking it in a woman’s vagina while on her period and then having her suck it off.

Dude, I took Jamie on a date last night and gave her the jelly dick she seemed to enjoy it.

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jelly doughnut

It's an icing sugar covered pastry. With jelly in it, usually fruit flavoured. Purchase it from such places as Tim Horton's, Dunkin' Donuts, or Krispy Kreme. Goes well with coffee.

Let's go to Timmy's and get a double double and some jelly donuts.

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Jelly leg

When a person kicks the back of your knee and you fall on the ground... or something like that

Amy jelly legged Lisha the other day and she fell over

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Quantum Jelly

Jelly which is both on the knife, in the jar and on the toast. You can't tell which cause by looking, you'll change the outcome.

Dang, I hate Quantum Jelly!

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Jelly Donuts

A state achieved upon the onslaught of jealousy. An initial reaction to a situation that positions you as inferior to another.

"Oh no, he's got wider rims than me, I'm sooo Jelly Donuts right now."

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mad jelly

term used to describe someone who is both mad and jealous. also means this person is very jealous. derived from the term 'u mad?' in which later the term 'u jelly?' came about.

Dude 1: "Sup bro. I'm fucking your girl. U mad?"

Dude 2: "Yeah I'm mad you little prick."

Dude 1: "U jelly?"

Dude 2: "Fuck you."

Dude 3: "Oh he mad jelly."

Dude 1: "Yeah. He mad jelly."

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Jelly

One who is not made of bodily flesh.

Wow, You know that Jelly, he has no flesh!

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