July 18

Help a mate out day, a day to help your mate out in any way you can. Can be multiple mates.

Person one: mate I’m really struggling with moving these logs

Person two: I’ll help you out mate don’t sweat it!
Person one: ah thanks mate but can I ask why your doing this for me?
Person two: it’s July 18 help a mate our day!
Person one: *sheds a tear*

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July 11

National send tits day

Hey bae its July 11 national send tits day

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4th of July

That one national holiday based on the Will Smith movie.

Today is the 4th of July!!

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July 18

On this day the horniest bitch was born! Ask her to give head all day

guy1 Dang she was amazing last night
guy2 of course she was she was born on July 18

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july 7

a day the baddest bitch was born. she will make u laugh , love you unconditionally , simp for you , and make your day a million times better . total simp but whatever . the people born on july 7 are the most caring, sweet, funniest people u will ever meet. but dont talk shit on her name , cause she will turn into a whole ‘ nother person . as long as youre on her good side , she will always have your back and be a really good friend . & shes a keeper . shes also pretty cute .

him : damn she cute as hell , and she has such an amazing personality , shes absolutely perfect for you .

friend : she was born on july 7
him : no wonder

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9. July

The day we all have been waiting for! You can flex about anything you want. You don’t have to be scared of people judging you or saying your a liar. Show them this as proof if they don’t believe you ;)

A: Hey quess what!
B: What?
A: I’m a furry! Hehe
B: Pffffffhahahahaha
A: What?.. Its the flex day! 9. July..
B: Furries are weird.
A: *I wish I never said that*

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july 7

people born on july 7th are total crackheads. (in a good way) they are the life of the party.

me: hey when’s your birthday?
her: july 7th why?
me: that explains alot

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