Random
Source Code
Random
A variant of owned, used when you've OMGSWERVE'd someone and made them look the fool.
Used like "owned", because we'd all like to be owned by Ripa while she spanked us with a paddle, while dressed like a schoolgirl, and made us lick her legs like a sexy lollipop.
"Hey WT, I appreciate you showing pics of your wang and new Prince Albert.","O RLY?","No, you just got KELLY RIPA'D!!!!"
73👍 110👎
A over the top at times person, loyal, smart for a Kelly, only cares about the people in his circle, loud and incredibly funny, athletic and strong, knows when to be serious, gets no females.
7👍 6👎
Very talented, one of the only honestly good modern female singers I've heard. Also very attractive. I had no idea she was on American Idol but that doesn't change my opinion that her music is pretty awesome.
Kelly Clarkson is the next Gwen Stefani. Let's hope she doesn't end up doing her own Hella Good...
296👍 511👎
A mediocre singer/rapper who will be forever known as a child molester.
R. Kelly should not be allowed within 500 feet from any children.
27👍 37👎
generally said to someone when they do something really stupid like turn a corner doing 40 swerve to miss a car and in turn hit a tree which ends up hitting a house. (to be noted she did not get hurt which is why its funny)
1: yo u hear joey backed into a parked car?
2: no i didn't. ended up pulling a kelly eh?
6👍 5👎
Act of hitting a guido in the face with a wii-mote
guido: "shut up"
me: "dusty kelly" (smack)
9👍 9👎
When a man gets every woman he wants; then gets bored with women. He pursues young girls and gets them; gets bored with them too. Eventually he turns to homosexuality.
She married, but her husband turned into an R. Kelly.
11👍 12👎