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key hand

a man who is horrific at fingering women

yeah......... he definitely has a key hand”

by gaybitch69420 April 14, 2018


Rope Key

To continue sexual intercourse even after having lost an erection.

Golly, I was so drunk last night that I had to force the old Rope Key. I feel so silly.

by trop142 November 30, 2010


Middle-key

between low-key and high-key, as defined by sierra, grandma of the group 👵

literally, this is so like, middle-key.

by GrandmaSierra February 23, 2022


Albuquer-key

A screwdriver and brick combination commonly used in the theft of a motor vehicle. A rock or other large heavy object can also be used in combination with the screwdriver.

"I lost my keys." "Don't worry, I've got my albuquer-key we can go."

by vxkestrelxv August 30, 2018


carry-no-key

1. To get on stage at karaoke and not sing. 2. To sing out of tune at karaoke. 3. Someone who gets on stage and karaoke and doesn't sing. 4. Someone who gets on stage and karaoke and sings out of tune.

"I can't even hear her. I thought you said karaoke, not carry-no-key." "The way this carry-no-key sings it, I can't even tell what song it is."

by qguru722 September 22, 2012


key scramble

a common excuse for being late somewhere

Coach: Why were you late to practice??
Athlete: I was in a key scramble!

by lmr2233 February 24, 2011


key to happiness

That precious uniquely-carved strip of brass that a hot chick entrusts you with, and which allows you to unlock the front door to her house/apartment. (Well, duhhhh…!)

The ultimate gesture of a nice lady’s trust in you is if she lets you have a copy of the key to happiness.

by QuacksO July 14, 2018