a man who is horrific at fingering women
“yeah......... he definitely has a key hand”
To continue sexual intercourse even after having lost an erection.
Golly, I was so drunk last night that I had to force the old Rope Key. I feel so silly.
between low-key and high-key, as defined by sierra, grandma of the group 👵
literally, this is so like, middle-key.
A screwdriver and brick combination commonly used in the theft of a motor vehicle. A rock or other large heavy object can also be used in combination with the screwdriver.
"I lost my keys." "Don't worry, I've got my albuquer-key we can go."
1. To get on stage at karaoke and not sing. 2. To sing out of tune at karaoke. 3. Someone who gets on stage and karaoke and doesn't sing. 4. Someone who gets on stage and karaoke and sings out of tune.
"I can't even hear her. I thought you said karaoke, not carry-no-key." "The way this carry-no-key sings it, I can't even tell what song it is."
a common excuse for being late somewhere
Coach: Why were you late to practice??
Athlete: I was in a key scramble!
That precious uniquely-carved strip of brass that a hot chick entrusts you with, and which allows you to unlock the front door to her house/apartment. (Well, duhhhh…!)
The ultimate gesture of a nice lady’s trust in you is if she lets you have a copy of the key to happiness.