A Kentucky Blaster is a sexual move where a woman has semen shot into her nose, sucked through the roof of her mouth, and then spat into the partner's face.
Tim: "Oh man, what happened with you and Darla last night?"
Rob: "We broke up after she used the kentucky blaster on me."
A handjob. Anytime someone pleasures another person using only their hands. "The ol' ball n' chain was too tired for sex, but she gave me a quick
Kentucky handshake!"
Catholic girls give good Kentucky handshakes!
When the toilet bowl is too small and you have to tuck your Dick and balls in to make them fit. Risking pooping on your balls.
Yo, the toilet on the airplane is soo small I had to do the Kentucky Tuck to get everything to fit
When you use the left over oil from frying chicken for an enema before anal sex
We had fried chicken for dinner so I gave Alice a Kentucky Cleanse before taking the Hershey highway last night.
A Kentucky Tamale is when someone does penetration analy on someone who is halfway through taking shit.
Man Cindy gave me the Kentucky Tamale last night and now I can't walk straight.
Inserting your morning erection in your partner and urinating.
Sally thought Robert was horny in the morning, but she was surprised awake by the Kentucky sunrise.
The act of man maturation immediately after finishing an entire bucket of fried chicken.
I skipped my brother's baptism with pre-planned commitments to my annual Kentucky Pulloff.