When a guy is edging for three days and finally cums and shoots a three-pointers
Did you hear how Alyssa made John Kobe jack
To honor the life and career of Kobe Bryant participants are given the choice between drinking either: 8 shots of liquor in 24 minutes, or 24 shots of liquor in 8 hours. No vomiting is allowed for a minimum of three hours after the last shot
Yo Bryan did you see Kamil hit the Kobe Challenge last night?
Yeah I did, he decided to get it over with and just do the 8 shots in 24 seconds even!
Referring to the leaked photos of the wreckage of Kobe Byrant's helicopter crash, referring to his charred corpse. "Crispy Kobe" is a kind of "cat-call" meant to purely piss off fans.
Damn the cav's lost to the lakers again. But guess what. Ha! Crispy Kobe.
Lakers Fan: You racist fuck, I'll beat your ass.
It is the month of Kobe Bryant and you can shout “Kobe!” Each time you throw something for example like (shooting a ball, throwing a piece of paper in the trash)
Kobe! Why did you say Kobe… because it’s Kobe Bryant Month each time you shoot a basketball your supposed to y’all “Kobe”
A large bearded bear of a man!
Kobee davis is a sexy motherfucker!
A fan of Kobe Bryant that overrates Kobe by claiming that Kobe is next to Jordan in the all-time rankings. Even though Jordan is more accomplished than Kobe in scoring titles, MVPs, and shooting percentage. Don't get me wrong, Kobe is a great player but not the 2nd greatest behind Jordan. Due to his poor shot selection, his career field goal percentage is only 44%, 3 point percentage is only 33% and he's shot 31% in the last 24 seconds of games. Kobe is a great scorer and shooter but his bad shot selection is why his shooting numbers pale in comparison to LeBron and Jordan, who have career field goal percentages of 50%. They were more efficient cause they took smarter better shots, unlike Bryant. Kobe is a great player, but he's not the best or the 2nd greatest of all time. Jordan, LeBron, Kareem, and Shaq are all ahead of him among others.
Kobe head: "Kobe scored 60 in his last game, he's the GOAT"
Sane NBA fan: "Yea but he took 50 shots to get there, anyone can score 60 if you chuck that many shots"