lost my cat

Refers to those times when, having imbibed too much, (maybe you inhaled too much, or drank way too much, or ate too much sugar…) suddenly you find yourself entirely unable to function properly and you end up doing something REALLY stupid, dangerous or even life threatening. "Too much, too much, you took too much!" Dr. Gonzo, Fear and Loathing.
(Don't remember anything that happened? Don't worry; your friends are always keen to tell you all the details the next day.)
Note: Also can be referred to as an AFE - "alcohol fueled event"

"After finishing off that entire bottle of absinthe, I totally lost my cat"

"Wow, what a weekend! I've never seen the piratess lose her cat like that!

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Get the fuck lost

Asking an annoying person to stay away

"please, get the fuck lost, before I punch you"

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lost your marbles?

when you sit on your nut sack and one of your testicles goes up your ass crack and you have to pull it out. Thats when you loose your marbles.

sean: mate why are you wriggling around like the purple gay wiggle?
Guy: man ive lost my marbles, i might have to hang a shit to pop it back out again. quick go get the chilli.
sean: lost your marbles? man you only ever hear about this kind of shit on the discovery channel.

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Lost and Found Department

or, LAFD, where pickpockets stash their swag

"Has he shown you the Lost and Found Department with all his swag?"

"Naw, he don't trust me."

The Lost Puppy Effect

A type of attitude, behavior or personality exhibited in somewhat attractive men and women that causes them to come across as sad, lonely and weak. In some way or another, these people find relationships in which their lover finds their behavior cute or charming.

Often times, these relationships are short-lived due to the partner of the lost puppy realizing their lover is a total pussy.

As well as this, victims of the lost puppy effect are often unaware that they come across like this.

Michael got into another relationship! How?

Don't worry bro, it'll be over in a month.

How do you know?

Michael suffers from The Lost Puppy Effect.

Don't be like Michael.

lost your trolley

sick of using ableist slurs? well do i have news for you!
proove you are a true cool kid with the ever so awesome comeback;
"lost your trolley"

is that one dude on the internet biting your literal balls?
well not any more

"Lost ya trolley there, mate??"
"It seems you have lost your trolley, Frederick."

JiaFei-The lost lore

Lore of jiafei and the badussy war.

JiaFei-the lost lore is so scary