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Those times where you randomly wake up at 2-3:30 AM dehydrated as fuck and you get a cup of water and it’s the most refreshing water you’ve ever had in your life. Once you get those first few sips u really get going with gulping that shit down.
Bro 1: Dude I had the absolute best late night dehydration ever last night!
Bro 2: Bro, really‽
Bro 1: Yeah bro, that shit tasted so good
Bro 1 and bro 2 dap each other up in the manliest manly manner known to the manliest men of all man
When you want to let your friends know that you'll be a bit late but your auto correct thinks you are the head of an abbey of monks.
Matt or something: Going to be abbot late, probably like 730
Me: is Abbot late an expression?
Matt or something: lol it is now
A late night surprise occurs when you are asleep and your younger brother sneaks into your room and sticks his cock up your dry bumhole.
Christian you better not give me another late night surprise tonight
A late night ticket is an all-night San Francisco bus transfer, soled illegally at a discounted price.
A man on the street sold me a late night ticket.
Staying late at work due to an appointment, meeting, or an excess of work that needs to be done.
Oh shit, I forgot that I have an appointment this afternoon, and i need to make my time up, Looks like I will be here balls late...
A man, usually in the teenage years, who is uncircumcised and never rolls back his foreskin to clean it so his penis is very sensitive.
Man I heard johnny got head last night!
yeah but he's a late peeler so it hurt!
When you don’t pull out in time so you just get lube, cum, and shit all over yourself
Dickhead one: so how was it with Jeremy
Dickhead two: oh it was just another Late Tuesday, fluids everywhere