Ugly silly specky goofball who is often seen cycling around the town of Carrickfergus with his partner in crime, Flat Matt. His favourite food is peanuts and he never fails to be a absolute fucking melter
Trimbo - who is that brutal goofball riding his bike
Barney - oh, that must be lewis best
Haydn lewis is slag for fruit cake, commonly used in Hampshire
An example is, get out of bed it’s 4 o’clock stop being a Haydn Lewis
an other example is hey Jerry do you wanna walk to the shop to get £5 munch, Jerry nah it’s raining out side, Jerry your such a gaydn lewis
A fever dream while on a sugar high and late night coffee. Add lack of sleep, cocaine, and adrenaline. All for kids.
Person 1: "Lewis Carol's stories are basically just a fever dream for kids."
Person 2: "While on a sugar high and lack of sleep."
Person 1: "And let's add some adrenaline for fun."
Person 2: "And coffee at 10 PM."
Person 1: "And perhaps a dash of cocaine."
Alter ego of Jair Bolsonaro, 38 president of Brazil
Who's Gary Lewis?
Bonoro's alter ego
a very tall, curly haired blonde. usually only hangs out with boys and can never get a girlfriend. MEGA VIRGIN! and has the best small friend in the world
Person 1: Have you seen Jordan-Lewis?
Person 2: yeah he’s such a virgin
A guy who who has a very attractive sister who I am soon to marry.
Jordan lewis is a guy I who I would be happy to call my brother in law.
He lives in fox gken drive of Ann arbor, MI. Usually tries to kiss you for half an hour...
but he fails.
He looks like Jesus.
i.e. aim: Yo 'dawg I almost got killed by a JJ Lewis!
aim: kissed* Same thing.