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Lexi

*sips energy drink*

lexi gonna beat you up

by cooter cruncher February 20, 2021


Lexi

Lexi is an amazing person! She always has the best jokes to make (usually dark and morbid or horrible sad jokes) she loves scary things and never backs down from a new adventure! (Seriously never!) she is often hesitant or shy especially if she isn’t around anyone she knows but once you hang out with her a couple times she’s a complete crackhead!!! She always has a best friend and only one best friend. She will have lots of besties but there will only be one main bff in her life. She usually feel like no guys likes her but in fact all the boys do but she is so Tom- boyish that they don’t take a shot because she doesn’t seem interested and they start just thinking of her as one of the guys. She has lots of brothers and probably no sisters.

If you find yourself having one of these amazing girls in your life then congrats to you
(p.s. give them personalized nicknames they love it!)

Boy 1: woah she’s so short!! How is she smoking all those dudes in basketball?!
Girl 1: don’t let her hear you call her short or you’ll def get it
Boy 2: oh yeah she’s amazing!!

Boy 1: I’m going to take a shot at her! She’s so hot!
Girl 2: be careful because she is very crazy, you will never have a dull moment with her
Boy 2: yep that’s Lexi for you!

Boy 1: hmm imma call her Lex!

by HeWentToGetTheMilk>:D September 21, 2023


lexi

its a condom that you wear to stop the male from orgasming too fast so the girl can really enjoy the sex for a long time, that she needs lots of love and attention and a lot of stress relieved. and he has to work out for hours and hours doing push up non stop on top of her to really please her. must be one hell of a guy. lexi is like the luxury car to show how expensive this brand of the car is but thats only what the urban legends says.

i wore a lexi for her because i love her, any real man would do that for the woman he loves. its not like its all the time, she just needed a special 24 hours day to her self.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 14, 2022


Lexi

Lexi is the best person there is in this world. She is smart, kind, beautiful, and might’ve had some shit going on in her life but doesn’t let it show. Can have trouble asking for help or advice but eventually caves. She can have trust issues but always tries to see the best in people. Might’ve had her heart broken but doesn’t focus on the past. She needs people she can rely on for the next couple months and needed them in the past. She has few close friends but will keep them for a long time. She loves music (all), animals, and the color purple. She might think that she’s not worth it but she’s really so much more. Struggles with being loved but is so very much. Loves caffeine but could live without it. If you have a Lexi in your life, never let her leave.

Guy 1: You dated Lexi?!
Guy 2: Yeah but it didn’t work out.
Guy 1: Geez why’d you let her go?
Guy 2: Idk man, I regret it.

by anonymous writer 98 July 9, 2023


Lexi

Lexi’s are usually into team sports such as soccer but go through phases of liking and then disliking things.

She can have a really bad temper but if she’s in a good mood she’s the sweetest.

Don’t get on her bad side! She bites.

Loves animals more than humans.

Lovely little lexi

by the..truth September 29, 2021


Lexi

Lexi is the funniest smartest cutest most adorablist and she makes me so happy and I misss herrrrrr alootttt I misssss her and everytime I see her my tummy go booom and everytime she smile my heart goo poofffff. I have never met anyone who makes me happier than my Lexi. Lexi makes me laugh and she makes me smile and when I’m sad she makes me go boooooop with happiness. Lexi is a very very special girl and I hope dat one day she sees it because I do

Lexi is da go
Lexi is da best
Lexi make me smile
Lexi is better at softball than me
Lexi lose to me in pool

by Xx_Dragondildo69 September 13, 2021

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lexi

a Lexi is the type of girl that looks amazing, she has the perfect hair and looks better than most others, say what you will but nothing will change the fact she's almost the definition of perfect. most of them are leos at least that's from my personal experience. and deep down whether you want it to be true or not they honestly are all whores, whether it be in their youth or once they're grown. guess you can't change how things are supposed to be.

girl: "hey thats lexi isnt she so beautiful!"
dude: "hell yea she looks even better under those clothes, trust me i would know!"

by IWILLBUILDAWALLAROUNDU October 9, 2021