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Where you stack turds vertically and horizontally to make a Lincoln log house
I just built the biggest Lincoln Log House earlier! That shit was so fun!
In short words, Lincoln is Hell on Earth. Lincoln is a town filled with bum ass bitches and retarded ass dudes. No one here is real and everyone only looks out for themselves. If you live here, you probably want to leave because you’re done with all this shit. The town, the people, and the environment is just so fucked up. If you plan on moving here, I assure you that you will change completely as a person in the first month or so. Whether that means becoming a hoe that send out nudes and gets exposed, or being a bitch ass nigga that can’t keep his dick in his pants so he catches an STD.
lincoln,al is the place where you can get knocked up at a Football Game.
Block In South Ozone Park Queens That Extends From Rockaway Boulevard To The Van Wyck Expressway.
Cody: “What Block Is This?”
Ethan: “Oh You Ain’t Know This Is
Lincoln Street.”
Cody: Wait This Block Is
Rockaway Boulevard Between Lincoln Street, Now I Notice It.
Ethan: Now You Know It That Is Good.
Cody: Thank You.
Ethan: It’s Okay
A Street In Queens, New York That Starts From Rockaway Boulevard and Ends at the Van Wyck Expressway in
South Ozone Park.
Eric: What Street is this?
Chris: It is Lincoln Street.
“Yo We In Queens.”
Chris: Who Said That?
Eric: Oh That is 50 Cent.
The act of having an ego that is unjustifiably large
"John says he can impregnate women through osmosis"
"Yeah, I know....dude's always going Lincoln"
A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.
The act of being a sloppy, sweaty, stinky person. The Lincoln just works, because the early 90 model Lincoln cars were just ugly and lousy, so both the words coagulate well together.
Man, that straight up sweaty lincoln over there is bein' a mad stinky bitch.